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Arrr, Harris be changin’ her sails, but her ship still be sinkin’ faster than a barnacle-covered anchor!

2024-08-05

Arrr, matey! The Kamala Harris crew be dancin' like a drunken parrot on issues like energy! Not long past, she be callin' for ban on frackin’, yet that be the treasure of Pennsylvania’s bounty! Aye, what a fine mess of a ship she be sailin’!

Ahoy, me hearties! So, ye be lookin’ fer the tale of Vice President Kamala Harris and her jolly japes ‘round the energy seas! I reckon Dr. Maya Angelou hit the nail on the head when she said, "When someone shows ye who they be, believe 'em the first time!" Harris be showin’ her colors, and they be murky, fer sure!

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