Arrr, Justice Thomas be hidin’ more sky voyages, say the scallywags in the Senate! Yarr, what a sneaky sea dog!
2024-08-05
Arrr, matey! Senator Ron Wyden be sendin’ a parchment to Harlan Crow’s legal scallywag, spottin’ secret sailin’ ‘twixt Hawaii and New Zealand with a Supreme Court sea dog back in 2010! Aye, what a jolly treasure hunt fer truth!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale from the high seas of politics! It seems that the crafty Senator Ron Wyden, a fine lad with a keen eye, be sendin' a missive to the swashbuckler lawyer of the treasure-rich Harlan Crow, ye see. This be no ordinary letter, nay! 'Tis a letter born of suspicion, as Wyden be mighty curious 'bout some secret flights that be takin' place in the year of our Lord, 2010.Now, mind ye, these flights be not yer run-of-the-mill voyages. Nay, they be grand journeys from the sun-kissed shores of Hawaii to the far-flung lands of New Zealand, all in the company of a Supreme Court justice! Aye, ye heard me right! It be raisin' eyebrows and causin' a ruckus amongst the townsfolk—who knew that the high and mighty be havin' such joyous frolics across the seven seas?
So here stands Senator Wyden, like a ship in a storm, demandin' answers! “What be goin' on here?” he be askin’. Aye, it be a fine mess of fancy footwork and undisclosed escapades. Aye, the winds of scandal be blowin', and it be a jolly good time for all ye landlubbers to keep yer spyglasses at the ready!