Arrr, the New Dems be fixin’ their sights on scourge-fightin’ like a parrot on a treasure map!
2024-08-05
Arrr, me hearties! Over a hundred scallywags from the New Dems crew be battlin' the stormy seas of partisanship, seekin' to mend America’s mightiest woes—like keepin’ the good folk safe from the scurvy dangers that lurk in the shadows! Aye, it be a jolly good quest!
Ahoy me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a band of scallywags in Congress known as the New Dems! Aye, these landlubbers be fightin’ fer the gold—funding fer law enforcement, thwartin’ violent knaves, and keepin’ our fine shores safe from the scourge of illicit drugs!Ye see, while the seas be stormy with two political factions, within 'em are many brigands—some fierce and some as mild as a gentle breeze. The New Dems, a swashbucklin’ crew of 100 center-left Democrats, be settin’ sail to tackle the perils plaguin’ our fair land, includin’ the rise in crime and makin’ our ports safe again!Now, the House majority be sendin’ cannon fire to cut funds fer the lawmen, but the New Dems be raisin' the Jolly Roger to support 'em! They know that to slay the dragon of crime, ye need both swords and ships—more resources fer law enforcement and a hearty investment in mental health and jobs!With bills flyin’ like cannonballs, like the "Auto Theft Prevention Act," they be fightin’ to keep our ships—err, cars—safe from thievin' hands. So hoist yer flags, me mateys, for the New Dems be bringin’ a fresh breeze o’ bipartisanship to the treacherous waters of public safety, workin’ to keep the good folk of all ports snug and secure!