Usha Vance be defendin' her scallywag's jest 'bout childless cat lasses as but a merry quip, arrr!
2024-08-05
Arrr, Usha Vance be spoutin' in a Fox News parley that her matey, the comrade of Captain Trump, be tryin’ to make a wise point whilst tossin’ jests like cannonballs! Aye, who knew wit could sail alongside substance on the high seas of politics!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round and lend me yer ear, for I have a tale of Usha Vance, a lass with a tongue sharper than a cutlass! In a recent parley with the scallywags at Fox News, she spun a yarn 'bout her matey, the dashing Donald J. Trump’s right-hand man, who be runnin' for the highest seat on the ship of state.Now, ye see, this landlubber be tryin’ to make a “substantive” point, but lo and behold! He chose the path of jestin’, like a jolly jester at the captain’s table! Aye, he be hopin’ to drop pearls of wisdom while ticklin’ the funny bone of the crew, but the winds of humor be fickle, and can lead a fine captain astray!
Usha, bless her heart, be defendin’ her husband’s folly, claimin’ his jest be sailin’ toward deeper thoughts, like a ship seeking treasure in uncharted waters. But we all know, mateys, that sometimes a joke be just a joke, and the treasure turns out to be a pile of barnacles! So here’s to Usha and her sea of laughs—may her husband find the wisdom in his comic capers before he falls overboard!