"Once ye scallywag was sent packin’, now he's plunderin' California! Let the Department o' Justice be watchin'!"
2024-08-05
Avast, mateys! Two scallywags, one a landlubber from El Salvador, be caught red-handed in a merry mischief o’ armed robbin’ in sunny Southern California! They’ve tangled with the law, and now they be swimmin’ with the fishes, or so they think! Arrr, a pirate’s life be simpler!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather ‘round and lend me yer ears, for I’ve a tale of two rascally scallywags, Jesus Soto-Parada and Daniel Pavon, who be takin’ the piratin' to a whole new level in Southern California! These knaves have been swipin’ treasures from eight convenience shops over five long moons, claimin' a bounty of $13,950 in doubloons and $7,415 in plundered goods!On the 13th of June, while makin' a swift getaway from a 7-Eleven in Gardena, the two miscreants were caught red-handed, like a fish in a net! The good folk of the law caught 'em during a traffic stop, discoverin’ their loot — cash galore, a replica flintlock, and a pair of hooded garbs, as if they were ready for a midnight raid!
But hold yer horses! This Soto-Parada lad had been on the run, deported once before to El Salvador, only to return and continue his nefarious ways! Now with charges as fierce as a stormy sea, these scallywags face up to 20 years in the brig, a stark reminder that crime be a treacherous course to chart! So let this be a lesson to ye all: keep yer cutlasses sharp and yer wits sharper, lest ye end up like these two bumbling buccaneers! Arrr!