Arrr! Harris be claimin’ the Democratic crown fer captain o’ the ship of state, savvy? Aye, let the rum flow!
2024-08-06
Arrr, matey! The vice captain of this fine ship snagged a whopping 99 doubloons from the scallywags in a curious, ghostly tally o’ votes! The party be shoutin’ ‘Huzzah!’ as the parchment closed on Monday’s shenanigans. Aye, what a jolly good time it be!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of treachery and triumph on the high seas of politics! The Vice President, that scallywag of a candidate, has snaffled a staggering 99 percent of the participating delegates in a most peculiar manner! Aye, it be true! Instead of swashbucklin' in a grand hall, the blaggards conducted a virtual roll call vote, as if they be settin' sail on the treacherous waters of the internet!On the mornin' tide of Monday, when the sun shone bright and the wind whispered sweet nothings, the party announced this miraculous feat, leavin' many a landlubber scratchin' their heads. “Aye, what manner of sorcery be this?” they wondered, as the Vice President’s name seemed to echo across the digital waves like a siren’s call. With nary a cannon fired nor a plank walked, the votes rolled in as smoothly as a well-oiled ship!
So raise a tankard, me mateys! For in this strange new world of zooms and beeps, our Vice President hath proven that even the fiercest storms of technology can be tamed! Whether be land or sea, one thing be certain: the crew be rallyin’ behind their captain, and the winds of fortune be favorin’ him!