"Arrr, why’d Harris choose Walz, ye ask? His policies be shinier than a doubloon, and he charms the Midwest seas!"
2024-08-06
Arrr, the Vice Admiral be fancyin' Mr. Walz's treasure maps for makin' coin in Minnesota, what with his gold for wee ones and a merry leave for landlubbers! Aye, his Midwestern charm be smoother than a siren's song, savvy?
Arrr, gather ye round, me hearties, and lend an ear to the tale of the mighty vice president and his fondness for the landlubber known as Mr. Walz! Aye, it be said that this noble leader be mighty taken with the man’s treasure map of economic plunderin’ policies in the fair state of Minnesota.Ye see, Mr. Walz be likin’ to sprinkle a bit o’ gold dust on the wee ones, offerin’ a statewide child tax credit that warms the cockles of any pirate’s heart. No scallywag would turn their nose up at a chest o’ doubloons for their wee buccaneers, I tell ye! And as if that weren’t enough, he’s got a paid-leave program that be makin’ sure the crew can take a breather without worryin’ about walkin’ the plank of poverty!
But it ain't just the coins and silver that tickle the vice president’s fancy; nay, it be the charm of Mr. Walz’s folksy Midwestern roots! Aye, he be as friendly as a parrot on yer shoulder, swayin’ to the rhythm of the cornfields. So here’s to Mr. Walz, the jolly captain of Minnesota’s ship, sailin’ on the waves of fiscal fairness, while the vice president nods in hearty approval! Yarrrr!