"Arrr! Illegals sneakin' aboard the voter ship, spurs watchdog crew to haul Maricopa County to court, matey!"
2024-08-06
Arrr, matey! The scallywags at America First Legal be settin' sail on a lawsuit against Maricopa County, claimin' they’ve let landlubbers of the illegal sort roam free on the voter rolls! Hoist the colors and fetch me a parrot; this be a right jolly mess!
Ahoy, mateys! A band o' landlubbers known as America First Legal be settin' their sights on Maricopa County, Arizona. They be claimin' that this county be harborin' a scallywag multitude of illegal immigrants on their voter rolls, refusin' to cast 'em out like a wayward barnacle! Captain o' the ship, Stephen Miller, declared that they be takin' the matter to Davy Jones' court, sayin' Maricopa be breakin' the law like a shipwrecked sailor breakin' his rum ration. Aye, they be wantin' to keep these foreign sea dogs from meddlin' in the 2024 election! The lawsuit be filed on behalf of Strong Communities Foundation, with a fine naturalized citizen, Yvonne Cahill, joinin' the fray. Maricopa County Recorder, Stephen Richer, be claimin' all be shipshape and legal, but the America First crew be sayin’ there be over 35,000 voters who can't prove their citizenship—blimey! As the winds blow, Arizona’s voter registration system be as mixed up as a ship’s compass in a storm. With new laws makin' the list maintenance tighter than a ship's hold, the America First crew be screamin' for action. Maricopa, a prime battleground, be no stranger to scandal, with whispers of fraud floatin' about like a ghost ship. So hoist the sails and keep watch, for the election seas be treacherous ahead!