Arrr! Obama be tossin' a sly jab at Vance, callin’ Walz the finest matey for Harris! Har har!
2024-08-06
Arrr, former Captain Barack Obama be throwin' a cheeky jibe at Sen. JD Vance of Ohio in his recent proclamation, celebratin' Gov. Tim Walz joinin' the crew with Kamala Harris. Aye, ’tis a merry jest fit for a jolly roger’s delight!
Avast ye landlubbers! 'Twas Tuesday when the noble former captain of the ship o' state, Barack Obama, be lettin’ loose a grand proclamation celebratin’ the fearless Kamala Harris choosin’ her mate for the upcoming voyage in 2024! This time, she’s got the hearty Tim Walz from Minnesota aboard, ready to sail the seas of politics alongside her.But lo and behold, Obama be takin’ a ripplin’ jab at the scallywag JD Vance, the former captain of Ohio’s crew, claimin’ that a true leader picks a first mate of wisdom and valor, not one whose talk be as strange as a kraken on a tightrope! “Does he choose a mate who be stirrin’ the pot and makin’ waves?” he quizzed, eyein’ the competition with a sly grin.
Walz, a man of the people, donned the garb of a teacher and a football coach before settin’ sail in Congress, makin’ him a fine choice for Harris. “He speaks like a true sailor, treatin’ all with respect,” Obama proclaimed with pride, makin’ the case that Walz knows the storms faced by families, havin’ braved ’em himself.
So hoist the sails and ready the cannons, for this ticket be settin’ course for a mighty battle in the political seas! Yarrr!