Arrr, Walz be hoistin' the 'sanctuary' flag, servin' scallywags; a fine treasure for the open border crew!
2024-08-06
Arrr, Governor Tim Walz be joinin' Vice President Kamala Harris on her voyage come Tuesday! But blow me down, the scallywags be givin' him the ol' eye for his thoughts on them landlubbers sneakin' across the borders! A right ruckus it be, matey!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the high seas of politics! Vice President Kamala Harris be settin' sail with Minnesota's own Gov. Tim Walz as her first mate, sparkin' a storm of scrutiny on his record of immigration. The landlubber supports givin' driver's licenses to those scallywags without proper papers and aims to make Minnesota a sanctuary state, arrr!Right after the news hit the docks, Republicans unleashed their cannons! Former Gov. Nikki Haley snickered at the duo, callin’ 'em champions of open borders and socialism, while the Republican National Committee (RNC) accused Walz of lettin’ too many sea dogs aboard the ship of benefits!
Walz be quick with his jests, claimin' if there be a wall, he’d build a ladder factory instead! He insists local lawmen should focus on local ruckus, not huntin’ undocumented sailors. But the RNC be hammerin’ him for his policies that some call too lenient, sayin' this be the most radical ticket to ever sail!
With Harris and Walz at the helm, who knows what seas they’ll navigate? Will it be fair winds or treacherous waters? Only time will tell, savvy?