Arrr! Trump be settin’ sail to paint Walz as a scallywag Bernie-loving knave! Aye, what a jolly jest!
2024-08-07
Arrr, the Trump crew be thinkin’ that Gov. Shapiro o’ Pennsylvania be the trusty mate o' Vice President Harris! But now, they be shiftin’ their sails to trumpet Mr. Walz’s jolly good governin’. Aye, a fine twist o’ fate on this treacherous sea of politics!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the treacherous seas of politics! The Trump campaign, like a crafty ol' sea dog, had been settin' their sails for a showdown with none other than Governor Josh Shapiro of Pennsylvania, thinkin' he be the worthy mate to Vice President Kamala Harris. Aye, they thought the winds be blowin' in their favor, but lo and behold, the tides be turnin'!But fret not, for the scallywags at Trump’s ship have a new plan as slick as a seal on a sunny day. They be settin' their sights now on Mr. Walz, that progressive captain of Minnesota, with a record so shiny it could blind a kraken! Aye, they be ready to hoist their flags and shout from the crow's nest about his governing ways, claimin’ he’s as progressive as a parrot with a penchant for poetry!
So, me mateys, it seems the high seas of this election be filled with surprises aplenty. Who knows what treasure these landlubbers will uncover next? Keep yer spyglasses handy, for the political winds be shiftin' faster than a ship in a squall!