The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Scallywags dispatched a Kiwi sky-sailor in Papua, as ruckus be risin' like a cursed rum! Arrr!"

2024-08-07

Arrr, matey! The landlubbers o' Indonesia be pointin' the finger at a pesky rebel crew, claimin' they be the scallywags who offed that poor sailor! Last seas’ they even nabbed another Kiwi captain! Talk about a right ruckus on the high seas!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the far-off lands of Indonesia, where the seas be teemin' with treachery and mischief! The local authorities, those scallywags in charge, be pointin' their accusin' fingers at a band of separatist ruffians known for causin' quite the ruckus. Aye, this be the same rogue crew that last year nabbed a New Zealand pilot, holdin' him hostage like a parrot on a pirate's shoulder!

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