Arrr, Harris' matey choice be stirrin' up worries 'bout the Democrats' lawless seas and other juicy tales, ho!
2024-08-07
Arrr, gather ye tales o' the seven seas from the mightiest name in the news! Each mornin', like a fine rum, they’ll be pourin’ into yer inbox, fillin’ yer noggin with all ye need to know. Set sail for knowledge, ye swashbucklin’ landlubber!
But hark! In a most curious twist, the Trumpster be takin’ the lead in a blue state, catchin' many a landlubber off guard. And what's this? Harris be echoing the grand strategies of Captain Obama as she readies to duel with the former captain of the high seas, Donald Trump.
On another wave, Harley-Davidson’s been accused of bendin' the knee to the left, and Simone Biles' crew be callin' for peace after a rivalry brewed hotter than a pot of grog! Meanwhile, Walz be gettin' roasted by top Minnesotans for his record—some say he be a pirate in disguise, lookin' to plunder the land of education and law enforcement.
So, me hearties, keep yer eyes peeled, for the seas be treacherous, and the politics even more so! With a mix of snubs, threats, and curious campaigns, it be a fine time to be a pirate watchin' the world unfold from the crow's nest!