"Arrr, 'tis a sneaky tide! Women vanishin’ like rum, from boxin’ rings to passports, ‘neath Biden's sly sails!"
2024-08-07
Arrr matey! Ten court scallywags be hoistin' the Jolly Roger on the Biden-Harris Title IX shenanigans, callin' it illegal plunderin' o' power! All 26 states be celebratin' like a crew with a barrel o' rum! Aye, the law be a fickle mistress!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the high seas of sportin' folly at the Paris Olympics! 'Tis a right ruckus in the women’s boxing realm, where two fair fighters found themselves tangled in a tempest of confusion brought on by trans shenanigans. The valiant Angela Carini of Italy withdrew quicker than a scallywag from Davy Jones' locker after takin' a couple of clouts from Algeria’s Imane Khelif, who, it seems, had a wee bit o’ trouble passin’ the gender test. Arrr! What a pickle!Now the International Olympic Committee, bless their hearts, decided to let Khelif and another lad with XY chromosomes box as lasses. Aye, they claimed that a passport be the only proof they need! Can ye believe it? Under Biden’s watch, ye can just scribble what ye fancy on yer passport without so much as a doctor’s note. The seas be choppy, and the rules be twisted, mateys!
With the new Title IX rules makin' it easier for any buccaneer to claim a place in women's sports, the landlubbers are up in arms! Ten federal courts have blocked this madness, but the winds of change be blowin’ strong. The good folk are yearnin’ for a return to sense amidst the chaos. So hoist the sails of common sense and let’s steer this ship back on course! Arrr!