"Arrr! Kamala be our border queen, and in Texas, we be seein’ what that folly be, matey!"
2024-08-07
Arrr, no matter how many scallywags be sayin’ otherwise, Kamala be the border czar, she be! In Texas, it’s a right ruckus o’ illegal landlubbers, drugged-up sea dogs, crime a’plenty, and homeless scallywags runnin’ amok! A fine mess, I tell ye!
Arrr, matey! Gather ‘round fer a tale o' the mighty rise o’ Kamala Harris, from bein’ a lefty wench in the Senate to the high seas of Vice Presidency, and now, she be eyein’ the captain’s chair of the good ol’ U.S. of A! Aye, she be the first White House border czar, but down here in Texas, we know her record be more scallywag than sea captain!As she sails through the treacherous waters of immigration, ye best believe her ship’s takin’ on water! With more than 8 million encounters at our southern border, it be a sight worse than a kraken attack! Families be ravaged by that dreadful fentanyl, while crime be runnin’ rampant like a crew of unruly pirates! And what does she do? Why, she be tryin’ to decriminalize illegal border crossin’ and abolishin’ ICE, as if that be savin’ the ship!
Senators and governors be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest that America needs a captain who can steer the ship straight! But Kamala, she be turnin’ a blind eye, thinkin’ it be advantageous in her progressive hullabaloo. So, come one, come all, to witness the chaos of the Harris border! She might not run on her record, but the treasure map o’ her failures be plain for all to see! Arrr!