Arrr, I sailed the seas with Tim Walz, a fine Republican matey! He be fit for the vice captain’s chair, fer sure!
2024-08-06
Arrr, me hearties! Tim Walz and I, we hoisted the sails o’ cooperation, chartin’ a course on matters aplenty for the good folk we serve. Together in Congress, we be makin’ the seas of our nation a tad less treacherous! Avast, teamwork be the treasure we sought!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout a fine matey named Tim Walz, who be runnin’ alongside Vice President Kamala Harris in these tempestuous political seas! Now, I be a former Republican representative, and let me tell ye, Tim’s as normal as a parrot on me shoulder. In a world where bluster be the norm, we be needin’ a calm captain like Tim to steer this ol’ ship of state!Though he be a Democrat and I be a Republican, we found common ground like two scallywags on a treasure map, workin’ together for the good of our land. In Congress, Tim and I, both veterans of the U.S. Army, forged a bond stronger than the sturdiest ship’s hull. We know that military service be about America, not party lines!
Tim be a champion for the folks, fightin’ for veterans and pushin’ reforms without a care for his own glory. He even sailed to me in the hot sands of Afghanistan, not for a pretty portrait, but to ensure we had what we needed to fight the good fight. That be the kind of leadership this ship needs! So, let’s hoist the sails for Tim Walz, a true friend o’ the people, not just a blustery politician! Yarrr!