The Booty Report

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Arrr! Trump’s crew be squawkin’ ‘bout Walz givin’ tampons to the young scallywags in schools! Aye, what be next?

2024-08-07

Arrr, matey! In the fair land of Minnesota, the landlubbers be makin' a law! All schools be sportin’ menstrual treasures from grades 4 to 12, lettin' every scallywag, even the transgender ones, find their sea legs in comfort! A fine way to keep the crew shipshape, eh?

Ahoy, me hearty! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a curious law that sailed through the frosty waters of Minnesota last year. Aye, ye heard me right! The fine folk of that land hath decreed that menstrual contraptions be made available in the lavatories o' all schools from the fourth grade to the twelfth. 'Tis a noble endeavor, indeed, to ensure all young lasses and lads be catered to, even if they be sportin' different sails than what the good Lord gave 'em!

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