The Booty Report

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"Arrr! How'd Kamala choose Tim Walz, ye ask? She be followin' her gut like a true seafarin’ matey!"

2024-08-07

Arrr, the bold Josh Shapiro be settin' his sights on the vice captain's chair! Meanwhile, the weathered Mark Kelly be stirrin' rumors as a fine third mate. And that jolly Mr. Walz swears he'd swab the deck for the crew! A merry crew, indeed!

Arrr mateys, gather 'round and lend an ear to a tale of ambition and hearty jests upon the high seas of politics! Young Josh Shapiro, with dreams bigger than a whale’s belly, be wonderin' what treasures await him as the vice president of this fine crew. He be askin’ for a map to glory, but the winds of fate be blowin’ a different course, savvy?

Now, enter the battle-scarred Mark Kelly, a true sea dog who’s navigated many a stormy squall. He’s already been whispered about as the third option, like a rogue ship on the horizon, ready to take the helm when the other scallywags be off swabs! Talk about a plot twist that’d make Davy Jones himself chuckle!

And let’s not forget the jolly Mr. Walz, who, with a grin wider than a ship’s deck, promises to do anythin’ for the crew. Aye, he’d swab the decks or even dance the hornpipe if it keeps the ship afloat! This merry band of landlubbers be stirrin’ the pot, each with their own dream of glory amidst the rollickin’ waves of political seas! Buckle up, me hearties, for this voyage be brimmin’ with shenanigans and hearty laughter!

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