Arrr, Trump be takin' aim at Harris and Walz on Fox, claimin’ a raucous debate be brewin’ on the horizon!
2024-08-07
Arrr, just days past, ol' Trump swore he’d not be joinin' the ABC debate in September! But lo and behold, he be chattin' now, sayin', “Aye, I reckon we’ll be battlin’ that lass soon enough!” Methinks the winds of change be blowin'!
Arrr, gather ye round, ye scallywags, and lend yer ears to a tale of a landlubber who be known as Mr. Trump! Just days past, this fine fellow claimed he’d not set sail for a debate on the high seas of ABC in September. He huffed and puffed, swearin’ by Davy Jones himself that he’d not be partakin’ in such a ruckus!But lo and behold, like a ship caught in the tempest, he be turnin’ ‘round faster than a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder! With a twinkle in his eye and a grin wider than a treasure chest, he declared, “We’ll be debating her, I guess, in the pretty near future!” Aye, it seems this ol’ seadog can’t resist the siren call of a good ol’ debate after all!
What be the reason for this change of heart, ye ask? Perhaps he be lookin’ for a bit o’ sport or a chance to hoist his flag high on the debate stage! Whatever the case, the tides of debate be a-comin’, and we’ll all be watchin’, popcorn in hand, to see if this buccaneer can outwit his opponent or if he’ll sink like a ship with a hole in its hull!