Arrr! Walz be takin' his sweet time, while his lass be spillin' the beans to the ruckus makers on the 'net!
2024-08-07
Arrr, Mayor Frey be shoutin' at Governor Walz, sayin' he dawdled like a scallywag when the city needed the National Guard to swab away the riotous sea of trouble in May 2020! Aye, ’tis a fine mess when yer captain ain't givin' orders to the crew!
Arrr, gather ye 'round me hearties, for a tale of turmoil in the fair city of Minneapolis! Mayor Jacob Frey be a bit miffed with Governor Tim Walz, who hesitated like a landlubber when the National Guard be needed most, as flames danced upon the streets after a most tragic event, the passing of George Floyd.In the month of May, 2020, chaos reigned, and Frey be ringin' the governor's bell for help, only to hear a hesitant response. "I’ll consider it," Walz replied, as lootin' and burnin' raged. The mayor’s cries for aid went unheard till the police precinct was left flounderin' in the flames, and even then, only a handful of guardsmen arrived when a mighty 600 were needed!
Frey's efforts to rescue the city were met with pushback, as Walz’s daughter shared secrets that might’ve tipped off the rioters. The governor, at a press conference, pointed the finger back at Frey, callin’ the whole affair "an abject failure." Frey, though, held his ground—assertin' he did all he could while the city burned and chaos reigned! So, me mateys, it be a tale of blame and bumbles in the high seas of politics!