"Be ye shiverin' in yer boots! Bush be threat'nin' Israel's crew after a mighty woeful defeat, arr!"
2024-08-07
Arrr, Rep. Cori Bush of Missouri be tellin’ the AIPAC scallywags to “quiver in yer boots!” in her farewell oration after her ship sank in the Democratic waters this week. Aye, fearful tides be a-changin’, ye landlubbers!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the daring Rep. Cori Bush, a lass from Missouri who found herself tossed overboard in a primary election, defeated by a pro-Israel scallywag backed by the dreaded AIPAC! Aye, in her farewell speech, she warned those landlubbers to "be afraid," claimin' their influence had turned her into a fierce storm of a pirate!With fire in her belly, Bush proclaimed, "AIPAC, I'm comin' to tear yer kingdom down!" Aye, she be callin' out the corporations too, preparin' to launch her own mutiny! Despite her rise from the Black Lives Matter seas, the voters of St. Louis chose another captain, Wesley Bell, to steer the ship.
The pro-Israel crew laid siege with a mighty $8.5 million bounty to unseat her, all 'cause she dared criticize Israel's cannon fire after the Hamas attack! Shiver me timbers, what a tale of political treachery! Now, freed from her legislative shackles, Bush swore vengeance, sayin’, “All they did was radicalize me, so now they should be afraid!”
So raise a tankard to Cori, the tempestuous pirate of politics, set to unleash her broadside upon AIPAC and their ilk, as she sails into the unknown seas of activism! Arrr!