Arrr, Biden be shakin' in his boots, fearin' a ruckus if Trump be walkin' the plank of defeat!
2024-08-07
Arrr, President Biden be spoutin’ to CBS News that if Trump be walkin’ the plank, he fears the seas of power won’t be calm! Aye, the full tale be comin’ this Sunday, so hoist yer sails and prepare fer a ruckus, matey!
Arrr mateys! Gather ye round fer a tale of political tumult on the high seas of democracy! President Biden, that cap’n o’ the Democrats, be spillin’ the beans that he ain't all that confident in a smooth sailin’ should former President Trump, that scallywag, lose the upcoming election.In a recent parley with CBS News, ol’ Biden declared, “If Trump loses, I be not confident at all!” He even muddled his words, suggestin’ he’d be wary if Trump were to win. Aye, the captain seemed more nervous than a landlubber in a shark-infested cove! He be speakin’ of “bloodbaths” and the crafty schemes afoot where they be countin’ votes like a ship’s crew countin’ doubloons.
With a jab at Trump, he be sayin’, “Ye can’t love yer country only when ye win!” It seems the winds of change be blowin’ fierce, and the crew be worried after a stormy debate left Biden’s ship lookin’ a bit tattered. Meanwhile, his matey, Kamala Harris, be keepin’ her lips sealed tighter than a treasure chest! The seas be uncertain as the two prepare to face off against Trump and his new first mate, come November. So hoist the flags and grab yer popcorn, for this election be a wild voyage ahead!