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Aye, a Massachusetts lad met Davy Jones after a chopper swooped in from New Hampshire! What a way to shuffle off!

2024-08-07

Arrr, matey! The New Hampshire sea dogs were summoned forth when a landlubber of 52 summers from Massachusetts found himself in a pickle whilst treadin’ the wilds with his kin. A medical squall struck, and the Guard be sailin’ to the rescue, savvy?

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round for a tale of a brave landlubber from Massachusetts, who found himself in a right pickle whilst wanderin' the rugged Kinsman Ridge Trail in New Hampshire's White Mountains. Aged 52, this hearty soul was stricken by a dreadful medical emergency as he hiked with his kin. Aye, 'twas around the hour past two bells when the New Hampshire Fish and Game crew got wind of his plight!

Now, the trail be a treacherous four miles from the nearest wayfarin’ path, makin’ it a grand challenge for swift aid! But fear not, for the valiant New Hampshire Army National Guard dispatched a mighty Black Hawk chariot of the skies to rescue our unfortunate hiker. The medics arrived just before four bells, continuin' the life-saving efforts begun by his brave family and a few Good Samaritans who happened by like true seafarin' heroes!

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