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Arrr, Trump be vowin' to tackle matters, but his mateys ain't holdin' their breath, savvy?

2024-08-08

Arrr, matey! Donald J. Trump be throwin’ barbs at Kamala Harris like a scallywag with a cannon! With names as tangled as a ship’s net, he be stirrin’ the pot! One savvy sea dog quipped, “Best stick to the gold doubloons and grog prices, aye!”

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of a salty scallywag named Donald J. Trump, who be settin' his sights on the fair maiden Kamala Harris! With words sharper than a cutlass, he be hurlin’ insults laden with the weight of the seven seas, callin' her names that’d make even the most seasoned sailor blush. Aye, and what be this new nickname he’s conjured up? It be as confusin’ as a compass in a maelstrom!

But lo and behold, not all be catchin’ the winds of his acerbic tongue! One landlubber from the Republican crew piped up, sayin’, “I would stick to the price of groceries!” Aye, a fine suggestion, me thinks! While Trump be swingin’ his verbal swords, these wise souls reckon he’d best keep his noggin focused on the treasure huntin’ for cheaper grub instead o’ tossin’ shade like a pirate in a tavern brawl.

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