Ahoy! Dawn's light be upon us, and Kamala be sailin' leftward once more, like a ship lost at sea!
2024-08-08
Arrr! With a hearty boot to the chompers o’ Pennsylvania and its captain, Harris be shovin’ the pro-Israel scallywags overboard! Avast, me hearties, the ship be a-swayin’ with laughter as the Democrats find themselves marooned on the isle of exile!
Avast ye landlubbers! In yon turbulent seas of politics, Vice President Kamala Harris be makin' waves with her pick of Governor Tim Walz, choosin' the left over the moderate winds blowin' from Pennsylvania's Governor Shapiro. Aye, while some be shoutin' for victory, Harris be throwin' ol' Biden under the ship’s hull, settin' sail for a hard-left course, much like a pirate searchin' for treasure in the fog!In true San Francisco fashion, Harris be givin' a hearty "nay" to any compromise—especially when it comes to the good ol' Israel. Shapiro, bein' a staunch supporter of the land of milk and honey, be tossed aside like a rotten fish! The new breed of Democrats, led by Harris, be all about the radical agenda, with no room for moderates on their ship.
Governor Walz be no stranger to the left's extreme measures, joinin' Harris in a quest for more government power and aid for Gaza! As the Democrats steer clear of center-ground politics, they be settin’ a course that leaves many a voter longing for the good ol’ days of compromise. So hoist the sail, me hearties, for the Democratic ship be sailin’ straight into the stormy waters of leftist politics!