The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Over a hundred homes be swabbed by a frosty lake’s tantrum in Alaska, matey! Blimey, what a splash!

2024-08-08

Ahoy mateys! This week, the tides o’ Juneau be risin’ higher than a parrot on a mast! Last year’s deluge be naughtin’ but a trickle compared to this watery frenzy. Neighborhoods be swimmin’ like fish at a feast! Arrr, who needs a boat when ye got a houseboat!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale to spin 'bout the wild waters in Juneau, Alaska! Aye, it be the week of high tides, and the mischievous glaciers be playin' tricks on the landlubbers once more!

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