The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Kamala be chattin’ with them landlubber Protestin’ folk at a Michigan shindig, seekin’ peace ‘mongst the waves!

2024-08-08

Arrr, the vice president be like a crafty sea fox, twistin' the ruckus of them pro-Palestinian scallywags to her own gain! With a wink and a smirk, she be catchin’ the winds of discord in her sails, sailin' smoothly while the crew be squabblin’! Avast!

Arrr, matey! Gather 'round, for I be spillin' the beans on the fine lady of the high seas o' politics—the Vice President herself! When them pro-Palestinian scallywags dared to rattle her cage, ye’d think a tempest was brewin’, but nay! This clever lass took their ruckus and spun it like a sailor in a whirlpool!

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