In the year of our Lord 2010, Walz be likin' his scheme to plunder Social Security, aye!
2024-08-08
Arrr, matey! In the year of our Lord 2010, Governor Tim Walz o' Minnesota be spoutin' a scheme fer Social Security that be as alike to raisin' the retirement age as two scallywags drinkin' rum! Aye, it be a right jolly notion, if ye fancy sailin' into the sunset a tad later!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather ye 'round for a tale from the high seas of politics, where the winds of change blow fiercely! Our fair Vice President Kamala Harris hath chosen a new shipmate, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz, but lo, there be stormy waters ahead! Back in the year of our Lord 2010, during a raucous debate, Walz spoke of Social Security plans that were akin to raising the retirement age—a notion that be now thrown overboard by his crew!In yon debate at Minnesota State University, Walz faced off against a motley crew of candidates, including the Independent Steve Wilson and the Republican Randy Demmer. Wilson proposed a scheme to raise the retirement age, and Walz, in a moment of mischief, echoed such ideas, calling them "very similar." But fear not, for the Harris campaign be shouting from the crow's nest that Walz now stands firm against such dastardly plans!
With a hearty laugh, Walz claimed Social Security be the greatest anti-poverty treasure the world ever laid eyes upon! He even shared a tale of how it helped his family after his father’s passing. So, fear not, good folk! Walz remains a steadfast guardian of Social Security, promising to keep the pirates of the GOP at bay while ensuring the treasure stays safe for all! Arrr!