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Arrr, matey! Be a lass in charge better than a scallywag? Aye, let’s sail the seas of female rule!

2024-08-08

Arrr, matey! Seems too many lasses be hoisted to the crow's nest o' power not fer their talents, but 'cause they fit some fanciful box in this DEI-fixated world! Aye, it be like givin' a parrot the captain's hat—squawkin' but not sailin'!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a yarn 'bout me time teachin' a band o' fifth-grade scallywags! I loved spin' tales of brave souls, like fair Kathrine Switzer, the lass who dared to run the Boston Marathon when the sea of patriarchal rules be tryin' to keep her off the course. Registered as "K.V. Switzer," she put on a fine show, claimin' victory ‘gainst those who sought to toss her aside!

Arrr, she did finish the race in a jolly good time, showin' the world that with a chance, women can sail smooth seas and reach great heights based on their merit. Unfortunately, in our current times, the winds be blowin' favorably for those who be climbin’ the ranks not by skill, but by checkin' boxes for Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion. Aye, that be a dangerous game, me hearties, for it casts doubt on whether a lass earned her place or simply filled a quota!

Now, as a captain of me own ship, I want me crew to know they be here for their talents, not because of any fancy quotas. Let’s hoist the sails for merit, for it be the true treasure! Let us ensure our lassies know they can conquer the world without the crutch of political correctness! Fair winds to all who strive for greatness!

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