The Booty Report

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Arrr! Newsom be clearin’ the land o’ lost souls in L.A., sayin’ we need more rush, matey!

2024-08-08

Arrr, Gov. Gavin Newsom, vexed by those scallywags ignorin’ his decree, sailed into their lair to tidy up the hobo havens! Aye, he be on a mission to shoo away the landlubbers, like a captain chasin’ barnacles off his ship!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round ye hearty souls, fer I’ve got a tale o’ Governor Gavin Newsom, a landlubber captain of California seas! This scallywag, frustrated like a parched sailor in a drought, found himself in a right pickle with them county buccaneers who turned their noses up at his grand decree. Aye, he be tryin’ to shiver their timbers with an order to clean up the homeless camps that sprouted like barnacles on a ship's hull!

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