Arrr, Tom Korologos, the trusty guide of landlubber candidates, has shuffled off to Davy Jones’ locker at 91!
2024-08-08
Arrr, as a matey o’ the White House and later a scallywag lobbyist, he steered near 300 landlubber nominees through the treacherous seas of confirmation, even wranglin’ Supreme Court justices! Aye, 'twas a wild voyage, full o’ swashbucklin’ and shenanigans!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend an ear to the yarn of a cunning landlubber, a White House scallywag who sailed the treacherous seas of politics! Aye, this swashbuckler, first donning the garb of an official, later transformed into a lobbyist, navigated the stormy waters of political confirmation. With the skill of a seasoned navigator, he guided a merry crew of 300 brave souls—nominees, they be—through the tempestuous tempests of confirmation hearings, including the lofty Supreme Court justices!Ye see, ’tis no simple feat, steering such a ragtag band o’ hopefuls through the treacherous shoals of scrutiny and doubt! Our hero wielded the compass of persuasion and the sword of charm, makin’ sure each nominee didn’t end up walkin’ the plank. With a wink and a nod, he convinced the land-dwellers that these fine lads and lasses were fit to rule the roost, tasked with upholdin’ the law of the land. Aye, the hearings be a grand spectacle, akin to a captain’s trial for mutiny, with all manner of questions flyin’ through the air like cannonballs!
In the end, this scallywag emerged victorious, his sails billowed high with the winds of success, makin’ him a legend in the annals of political piracy! So raise yer tankards, me hearties, to the navigator of nominees—long may he sail!