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"Arrr! King Charles did sail over Queen Camilla's wishes 'bout his ailments, like a scallywag spillin' secrets!"

2024-08-08

Arrr, Queen Camilla be wishin' King Charles keep his ailments under wraps, but the scallywag overruled her! He blabbered 'bout a prostate fixin’ and cancer, spillin' the beans like a rogue with too much rum, claimin' it all from the quill of Robert Jobson! Avast, matey!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye 'round for a tale of royal health woes and the squabbles of the crowned folk. King Charles, bless his heart, found himself in a pickle as he faced troubles with a bloomin’ enlarged prostate, a condition so benign it be like a sea cucumber! Initially, the fair Queen Camilla wished for the king's ailments to be shrouded in secrecy, but the king, in his infinite wisdom, declared, "Nay! Let’s be open, me hearties!"

Thus, in January, the palace spilled the beans, and by February, they confirmed the king be free from prostate cancer. The brave Charles took a break from his royal duties but returned to the public eye after a short respite, showing the strength of a true buccaneer.

The word spread like wildfire about enlarged prostates, with the NHS website flooded with landlubbers seeking knowledge after the king’s brave revelation. Meanwhile, Princess Kate, not to be outdone, also shared her struggles with the scallywag of cancer, proving that even royals have their storms to weather. With a heart full of candor, she too returned to the spotlight, ready to face the world once more!

So, here’s to courage in the face of treacherous health seas! Arrr, may ye all take heed of yer own well-being, lest ye end up in Davy Jones' locker!

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