Arrr, Jillian be sayin', "I spot a right mess quicker than a sea dog spies a treasure map!"
2024-08-09
Arrr! In a parley with the scallywags o' Fox News Digital, the fitness wench Jillian Michaels spake most plainly 'bout what made her scuttle from her California treasure trove, after years of holdin' fast like a barnacle on a ship's hull!
Arrr, gather ‘round me hearties! The fierce lass Jillian Michaels be spillin’ her guts ‘bout her grand escape from the shores of California! Aye, she be callin’ it a right mess, and she ain’t holdin’ back her tongue, sayin’, “I know a f---ed up situation when I see one!”Once a proud Californian, she declared on “The Sage Steele Show” that the whole place got “too crazy” fer her likin’. She be lamentin’ about her diverse clan: a Jewish mum, an Arab dad, and a Black lad with a sprinkle of Latin. “When ye have me runnin’ from home, maybe it’s gone way too far!” she quipped, makin’ it clear that if she be leavin’, something be truly amiss!
With a heavy heart, she left her beloved ocean behind, after years of her matey warnin’ her ‘bout the hefty taxes. “I be wantin’ cop killers in jail!” she bellowed, claimin’ that bein’ sensible don’t make her a far-right pirate! From droughts to the homeless plight, she be callin’ it a disaster, shoutin’, “The people be not gettin’ the help they need!”
Now in Miami, her podcast be settin’ sail with Bill Maher’s crew. Yarrr, it seems even fitness gurus can’t escape the chaotic seas of Californ-i-ay!