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Arrr, Harris be battlin' the Trump tide in Arizona, with a party more lively than a parrot on rum!

2024-08-09

Arrr, matey! In yon battleground state, where Kamala be rallyin’ on Friday, the winds be blowin' Trump’s way since he sank in 2020! The Democrats be hopin' her charm can turn their ship ‘round, lest they end up with naught but a parrot on their shoulder!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a battleground that be swingin’ more to the swabs o’ Trump than a ship caught in a tempest! That scallywag lost it in the year of our Lord, two-thousand and twenty, but the tide be turnin’ once more! Aye, it seems the Democrats be hopin' that their lass, Kamala Harris, can rally the crew and steer the ship back to calmer waters this Friday.

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