Arrr! Joe Rogan be settin’ the record straight: He be no matey of Robert F. Kennedy Jr.!
2024-08-09
Arrr, just a day after singin’ the praises of Mr. Kennedy, our podcast scallywag be backtrackin’ like a landlubber! “Nay, this be no endorsement,” he squawked, warnin’ the crew that he be no matey fer political wisdom! Avast, what a turn of the tide!
Arrr, matey! Just a tick after he be showerin’ praise upon that landlubber Mr. Kennedy, our jolly podcast host, Joe Rogan, found himself in a right pickle! The winds of public opinion shifted faster than a ship in a storm, and lo and behold, he be backpedalin’ quicker than a scallywag tryin’ to escape the hangman’s noose!With a hearty chuckle and a wink, he proclaimed, “This ain’t no endorsement, savvy?” as if he be tryin’ to swab the deck of controversy! He warned his hearty crew of listeners not to take his ramblin’s as gospel when it comes to the murky waters of politics. “I be not the scallywag ye should be trustin’ for political treasure!” he declared, like a captain afraid of a mutiny on his ship!
So here we are, swiggin’ grog and chucklin’ at this fine display of political acrobatics. One moment, he sings praises like a siren; the next, he’s jumpin’ ship, lettin’ the whole world know he be just a humble sailor with a mic, not the oracle of all things political! Aye, what a tale we tell in the taverns this night!