The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, Sammy Sullivan be sayin’ the Army taught her the ropes, landin’ her a shiny bronze in rugby!

2024-08-09

Arrr! Sammy Sullivan, a bronze medalist in the rough 'n tumble of rugby sevens, be spillin' the beans on her secret life as a cap'n in the U.S. Army! Representin' the grand ol' red, white, and blue, she be livin' the dream of a scallywag, playin' with balls and cannons alike!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of the U.S. lassies of rugby, who proudly hoisted the bronze at the grand 2024 Paris Olympics. Aye, it was on the fateful day of July 30, when these brave wenches faced the Australian crew and snatched victory with a last-minute conversion that had our hearts a-thundering!

Leading this fine crew was the valiant Sammy Sullivan, a true patriot and captain of the U.S. Army, dubbed “Captain America” by her adoring fans. She shared her joy of clinching that medal after set sail on her rugby journey back at West Point, where she discovered the sport after kicking a soccer ball for years.

With her military training, Sammy found the true essence of camaraderie both on the field and in the ranks. Rugby be a battle, me hearties, and it thickens bonds like the strongest grog! As she yearns for her teammates, she acknowledges that both rugby and the Army teach grit and resilience, making her a better officer and warrior.

With eyes on the horizon for the 2028 Los Angeles Games, our brave lass implores ye to support the rugby crew, for together, they shall strive for gold. Aye, this sport be dear to her heart, and as long as they’ll have her, she’ll keep playing till the end of days! Arrr!

Read the Original Article