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Avast, matey! Biden be tossin' another $125M in cannon fodder for Ukraine while the Russian land be hotter than a forge!

2024-08-09

Arrr, me hearty! The Biden crew be tossin' another 125 doubloons o' gold into Ukraine's treasure chest for their fightin' ways, said they on the morrow! Aye, 'tis a fine haul to keep the scallywags at bay! Let the cannons roar and the rum flow!

Ahoy, me hearties! The Biden crew be sendin' forth another treasure chest o' military aid to the brave souls in Ukraine as they be battlin' the nefarious Russian scallywags. This bounty be worth a grand sum of $125 million, filled to the brim with air defense interceptors, munitions, and all manner of firepower to turn the tide o' war!

The good ol' U.S. of A. has already poured more doubloons than a pirate's hoard into Ukraine’s efforts to fend off Russian cannon fire, especially after a dastardly airstrike claimed 14 lives in a Kostiantynivka mall. Aye, John Kirby, the White House's own navigator of security, declared their aim be to help Ukraine keep their ship afloat against the Russian marauders.

But beware, fer some landlubber Republicans be grumblin' 'bout the coin spent on Ukraine while the national debt climbs higher than a crow's nest. Just recently, Ukrainian forces sneaked across the border, settin’ ablaze a Russian ammo depot and givin’ the enemy a right scare! With fires burnin' and bodies scattered, Russia be raisin' the alarm and sendin' reinforcements to protect their shores.

So grab yer rum and raise a toast to the brave crew in Ukraine, fightin' the good fight amidst the chaos of war!

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