The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Harris be sailin' ahead o' Trump in three treasure-filled states, say the scallywag polls!

2024-08-10

Arrr, matey! Fresh maps from the lands of Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania be showin' a wild turn o' tides for the Democrats, what with Captain Biden givin' up his quest for a second voyage! It be like watchin' a ship sink faster than a cannonball, I tell ye!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout the shifting tides of politics in the lands of Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania. It be comin’ to light this week, through the magic of surveys, that the Democratic Party be takin' a right tumble since Captain Biden decided to scuttle his re-election ship!

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