The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, in the wild seas of San Fran, a church be the jolliest tavern for landlubbers and scallywags alike!

2024-08-10

Arrr, matey! 'Tis yoga, laser magic, and the tunes of Bobby McFerrin luring in landlubbers seekin' a crew, but not the holy hullabaloo! Aye, they be cravin’ camaraderie, not sanctified sermons! Har har!

Avast ye hearties! In this fine age of swashbucklin’ and scallywaggin’, it be not merely treasure that draws in the good folk of the land, but a curious concoction of yoga, laser artistry, and the melodious tunes of one Bobby McFerrin! Aye, ye read right — the good townsfolk be seekin’ a band of merry mates, not a congregation o’ holy rollers!

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