Aye, Trump took a wild chopper jaunt, but t'wasn't with that landlubber politician, savvy? Har har!
2024-08-10
Arrr, matey! A flying contraption, a helicopter, did plummet from the skies! Yet, a swashbucklin' ex-lawmaker from California be claimin' that Captain Trump be confusin' one fine Black legislator with another! Blimey, what a jolly mess on the high seas of politics!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale most curious ‘bout a metal bird that be known as a helicopter. Aye, this contraption of iron and whirlin' blades did find itself in a spot o' bother, makin' a rather hasty emergency landin' upon the shores of chaos!But wait, me mateys, fer the plot thickens like a good grog! A former lawmaker from the sunny climes of California, a land where the oranges be ripe and the waves doth crash like a jolly crew celebratin’ victory, be claimin' that the one and only Donald Trump, that scallywag of a captain, hath mixed up two fine Black lawmakers. Aye, ‘tis as if he be mistakin’ a fine parrot for a cacklin’ seagull! Can ye believe it?
This mischief be not just a simple case o' mistaken identity but a twist that could leave a crew of sea dogs laughin' till they be blue in the face! So raise yer tankards high, me hearties, to the absurdity of politics and the folly of a captain who can't tell his mates apart! Aye, what a world we live in, filled with chasin' metal birds and muddled lawmakers! Arrr!