Arrr, matey! Biden’s age be like a leaky ship—only gettin’ worse since he scuttled from the race!
2024-08-10
Arrr, matey! Ross Douthat o' the New York Times be squawkin' that the storm o' worry 'bout Captain Biden's age be blowin' fiercer since he hoisted the sails o' withdrawal from the race! Aye, it be a ruckus fit for a fine tavern tale!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as we spin the yarn of one President Biden, who’s bouncin' out o' the election race like a scallywag from a sinking ship! Columnist Ross Douthat be raisin' a ruckus, claimin' that the ol' captain's health be hidden like buried treasure by his crew o' advisors and kinfolk.According to Douthat, if Biden be as ailing as rumored, he ought to have hoisted the white flag and let that lass Harris take the helm! Aye, that might have put her in a jolly good position for a fair chance at victory, better than her current sailin’ spree, he says. But alas, our captain’s been more reclined than a lazy parrot, only makin' one public appearance whilst the seas o' global markets churn like a stormy night!
With whispers of Biden's decline and the ol' devilish Hunter Biden causin' a ruckus with Romanian oligarchs, Douthat be wonderin’ if a crisis be on the horizon that’ll make folks wish for a different captain! As Harris climbs the polls like a clever rat aboard a ship, the crew seems to be hushin' up about Biden's troubles, favorin' the calm of the seas over the stormy truth. So hoist yer tankards, mates, for this be one wild ride on the political high seas!