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"Arrr, 'Twisters' be teachin' Disney and them lefty scallywags a thing or two, savvy?"

2024-08-10

Arrr, matey! Like a shipwrecked sailor, I be dreadin’ the cinema, where them far-left scallywags be servin’ up their preachin’ instead o’ popcorn! But fear not, for “Twisters” be a fine treasure, free o’ such blather! Avast, let’s hoist the sails and enjoy the show!

Arrr mateys! With the tempestuous Storm Debby sailin’ off, I convinced me fair lass to join me for a jolly good time at the flickerin’ show to see “Twisters” again! I thought the howlin’ winds and deluges would keep the landlubbers away from the theater. Blimey, was I mistaken! The place be packed tighter than a barrel of rum!

As I settled into me seat, I struck up a yarn with the scallywags around me. I asked, “What be callin’ ye to the cinema in such foul weather?” Five of ‘em replied, “No politics, no preachin’, just good ol’ entertainin’!” Aye, that be the spirit! Too often, me hearties be grumblin’ about films splashin’ leftist lectures, and I feared this one would follow suit. But lo and behold, “Twisters” delivered naught but thrills!

The director, Lee Isaac Chung, had sense enough to keep the preachin’ at bay, sayin’ he wanted to entertain, not lecture. Glen Powell echoed the sentiment, remindin’ Hollywood to cater to all ye hearty folk and not just the swells in New York and Los Angeles. So, with a storm brewin’ outside, we filled the theater, seekin’ a rollickin’ good time without the heavy-handed messages. “No politics, just great fun!” Now that be a treasure worth seekin’! So hoist the sails, and let’s catch this flick!

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