The Booty Report

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"Arrr! Eddie Canales, 76 summers, sails to Davy Jones! He quench'd thirst and gave dignity to lost souls, he did!"

2024-08-10

Arrr, after many a year rallyin' the scallywags of the union, he dusted off his boots in 2013 to be the captain o' the South Texas Human Rights Center, where he be givin' aid faster than a cannonball flies! Aye, savin' lives be his new treasure!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round and lend an ear to the tale of a salty sea dog, who after many a year of wranglin' unions and rallyin' the crew, decided to hang up his boots no more! In the year of our Lord, two thousand and thirteen, he emerged from the depths of retirement like a ghostly galleon, ready to chart a new course for the good folk of South Texas!

This swashbucklin' organizer turned his compass towards the South Texas Human Rights Center, a mighty fine vessel to provide lifesavin’ aid to those in need. With the heart of a lion and the spirit of a true buccaneer, he set sail on a mission to rescue the lost souls adrift in a sea of injustice! He be a kind-hearted rogue, tossin' life rings to those who found themselves caught in the treacherous waters of peril.

So raise yer tankards high, me hearties, to this brave navigator of human rights! With a hearty laugh and a fierce determination, he sails on, remindin' us all that a pirate's true treasure be the lives he can save! Aye, let the winds of justice fill yer sails as ye join this noble quest! Arrr!

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