Arrr matey! Country crooner Phil Vassar be battlin' death twice, shoutin’, “I went down like a ship!”
2024-08-10
Arrr, me hearty! Country bard Phil Vassar be spillin' his tales o' health troubles, claimin' he kicked the bucket twice and spent 30 minutes in Davy Jones' locker! Blimey, that be more near-death escapades than a scallywag in a rum barrel! Avast, let's raise a toast to his hearty return!
Avast ye hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the legendary country bard, Phil Vassar, who, by thunder, claims he’s danced with Davy Jones not once, but twice! Aye, this scallywag of a singer, now 62, revealed that he had a heart attack and a stroke last year, like a pirate lost at sea, 'n' came back to tell the tale.Vassar regaled us with his brush with death, sayin’, “I dropped dead! No heartbeat at all!” Aye, he felt the icy grip of the Grim Reaper while on a Christmas tour, his life flashin’ before his eyes like a ship on the horizon. Despite his good habits—no rum or fried grub for this matey—his genes betrayed him like a double-crossin’ crew member.