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Arrr, the shooter's uncle be showin' up late to the party, callin' 'bout ten minutes after the cannon's fired!

2024-08-10

Avast ye! After a mighty tussle in the courts, the scallywags o’ Uvalde be spillin’ forth a treasure trove o’ moving pictures and sounds from that fateful day at Robb Elementary. Aye, ’tis a tale as grim as a kraken’s bellyache!

Arrr mateys, gather ‘round fer a tale that’ll chill yer timbers! In the fair town of Uvalde, Texas, chaos erupted in Robb Elementary School, where gunfire rang out like cannonballs in a squabble. One poor teacher, frantically callin’ 911, cried like a banshee, speakin’ of “a whole lot o’ gunshots!” while another sobbed, tryin’ to keep quiet as the dispatcher urged her to hush. Aye, the situation was dire!

When the smoke cleared, the lawmen took their sweet time, lingerin’ for over 70 minutes before confrontin’ the scallywag gunman, young Salvador Ramos, who had already wreaked havoc inside the school. This slow response left families ragin’ like a stormy sea, demandin’ accountability from the officers, who seemed more worried about their own hides than the innocent souls inside.

As the dust settled, families sought justice like pirates seek treasure, callin’ for more charges against the bumbling officers. They even went after the social media and game makers, lookin’ to hold anyone accountable for this wretched tale! With investigations flyin’, the world watched, hopin’ that the truth would rise from the depths, perhaps like a sunken ship bein’ found at last!

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