The Booty Report

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"Arrr, do Trump mateys buy into the Harris blarney? Not a chance, I say! They be smarter than that!"

2024-08-11

Arrr, the scallywags loyal to the old captain be chattin' that the ruckus 'round Vice President Kamala be naught but a fleeting “honeymoon phase,” like a landlubber's first taste o' rum! Aye, it’ll pass quicker than a seagull snatchin' a fish!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the winds blowin' in the political seas! It seems the former commander-in-chief, bless his scallywag heart, be seein' the tides turn with his loyal crew natterin' on about Vice President Kamala Harris. Aye, they be claimin’ this newfound interest be naught but a fleeting "honeymoon phase," much like a sailor's brief dalliance with a mermaid before settlin' back with his ol' sea hag.

These hearty supporters, bless their doubloons, be thinkin’ they hold the treasure map to the truth. They reckon that the folks cheerin' for Harris be as fickle as a breeze on a stormy night! "Just ye wait," they be shoutin', "this shiny new star will sink like a ship with a hole in her hull!" But lo and behold, the winds of change be a-comin', and the crew be wonderin' if their captain's makin' port in the right harbor.

So, as the political seas churn and roil, let us hoist our tankards and toast to the merry chaos! May the honeymoon last longer than a pirate’s raucous night at sea, or else we’ll see who truly sails the ship of state! Arrr, the saga of Harris and the former captain be just gettin' started!

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