"Arrr, matey! Some Jewish scallywags be frettin’ over the black-hearted foes of antisemitism, savvy?"
2024-08-11
Arrr! Governor Josh Shapiro o' Pennsylvania, a fine Jewish lad, faced a storm o' scallywags when Vice President Kamala Harris pondered makin' him her matey! It be like choosin' a parrot with a peg leg—aye, quite the hullabaloo on the high seas o' politics!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of political squabbles on the high seas of Pennsylvania! Our brave Gov'nor Josh Shapiro, a fine Jewish lad, found himself in the crosshairs when the fierce Vice President Kamala Harris be lookin' fer a trusty matey to sail alongside her into the tempestuous seas of election. Arrr, ye could feel the storm brewin' over the horizon!