The Booty Report

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Arrr! Black mateys cheer for Kamala, whilst wranglin’ an elephant, bold as a ship’s parrot, in the cabin!

2024-08-11

"Arrr, I be standin’ fer a fierce Black lass to captain the ship o’ this great land, and it don’t make me any less of a Black matey! I be callin’ on ye all to hoist yer colors and join this grand adventure!"

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I got a tale that be ticklin’ me funny bone! A jolly fellow, the Illinois attorney general, stood tall like a mast in a mighty storm, declaring his allegiance to a fine lass, a Black woman who be eyeing the captain's chair of the United States! Aye, he proclaimed, "I be standin' behind her, and it don't make me less of a Black man!"

Now, ain't that a sight to behold? A true matey, supportin' a fair wench on her quest to lead the ship of state! He be callin' upon all ye scallywags to join him in this merry venture, to hoist the sails and stand as one crew! “Raise yer voices, me hearties! Show the world we can stand together, no matter the color of our skin!”

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