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"Ye blokes of holy brotherhood be searchin’ fer a rise from Davy Jones’ locker in Trump’s wild seas!"

2024-08-11

Arrr, at a jolly gathering this past weekend, the scallywags of Promise Keepers be hoisting the sails of party politics they once shunned like a cursed treasure! Aye, 'tis a fine twist o’ fate for these landlubbers!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale from this past weekend, where a merry band o’ evangelical scallywags known as Promise Keepers found themselves sailin’ into the treacherous waters of partisan politics, a course they once vowed to avoid like a plague o' barnacles!

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