"Arrr, Biden be leavin' the ship to keep the crew from makin' a ruckus, savvy?"
2024-08-11
Arrr, in his first parley since dropin' anchor on his campaign, the captain declared it be critical fer the crew to best that scallywag Trump, claimin' he be chummy with the Klan crew! Aye, the seas be rough, but we ain’t lettin’ no landlubber rule the waves!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round and lend me yer ears! In a most peculiar gathering, the captain of the ship of state, fresh from the stormy seas of his campaign, did declare that it be of utmost importance for the crew of his political party to hoist the sails and outmaneuver that scallywag Donald J. Trump. Aye, the winds be blowin' fierce, and this Trump fellow be accused of sailin' in the same treacherous waters as the notorious Ku Klux Klan!